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Monkey Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- In the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay marriage.
- In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth.†Sorry, Darwin-huggers, but it’s not “In the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay marriage.
More Monkey Quotes
- It does get old to have to always be a monkey in a zoo. I don't know what it's like any more… — Kevin Bacon
- I'll need you to get a leash for my monkey, Claude, and also a hat." "Of course, monsieur" "Do you think he… — Cassandra Clare
- The show business has all phases and grades of dignity, from the exhibition of a monkey to the exposition of that highest… — P T Barnum
- The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. — Robert Benchley
- Parties don't thrill me. I like sitting at home with a tub of Chunky Monkey ice cream watching Big Brother or Friends. — Alex Pettyfer
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- Charles Darwin wrote a famous book in 18 gibberish. And that book was an interesting book, cuz it was called "Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-You" — Eddie Izzard
- The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. That remark in itself wouldn’t make any sense… — Robert Benchley