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Monkey Quotes by Joseph Stilwell
- The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind.
- A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost. She should go far. The sooner she starts, the…
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- It does get old to have to always be a monkey in a zoo. I don't know what it's like any more… — Kevin Bacon
- The show business has all phases and grades of dignity, from the exhibition of a monkey to the exposition of that highest… — P T Barnum
- The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. — Robert Benchley
- A father and two sons run Adelphia. It's a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion.… — Lewis Black
- Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town. — George Carlin
- Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey. — Malcolm De Chazal
- Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room. — Winston Churchill
- The resources of the Deity cannot be so meagre, that, in order to create a human being endowed with reason, he must… — Louis Agassiz
- It's kind of good to get that evil monkey off my back! — Unknown Author
- I'd be a dog, a monkey, or a bear, or anything but that vain animal who is so proud of being rational. — John Wilmot
- The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind. — Joseph Stilwell
- The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's… — Evan Esar