Monkey Quotes

317 quotes by 264 authors

For my own part I would as soon be descended from that heroic little monkey, who braved his dreaded enemy in order to save the… — Charles Darwin
The monkey is an organized sarcasm upon the human race. — Henry Ward Beecher
I really would not call myself a fashion icon. I would call myself somebody who gets dressed by professionals...I would call me more of a… — Jennifer Lawrence
You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can only make… — Pat Paulsen
The mind is a monkey, hopping around from thought to thought, image to image. Rarely do more than a few seconds go by in which… — Dani Shapiro
The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. — P.J. O'Rourke
Wearing a monkey suit really lets you know where you stand as an actor. — Kelly Stables
During the writing process, I tend not to listen to too much music. I obviously wear a lot of influences on my sleeve, but if… — Jay Reatard
Comedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit. — Tracy Morgan
It was hard enough to drive those heavy old cars back then under normal circumstances, but with a crazed monkey clawing you at the same… — Tim Flock
These can never be true friends: Hope, dice, a prostitute, a robber, a cheat, a goldsmith, a monkey, a doctor, a distiller. — Indian Proverb
The most accomplished monkey cannot draw a monkey, this only man can do; just as it is also only man who regards his ability to… — Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
Monkey see monkey do, banana clips. Shoot at them niggas, no camera glitch. — Lil Wayne
A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, dont stress my son u should see the… — Ali Bassam
This is Leila(: She goes by a lot of names. She is amazing, Funny, Creative, Very Random. Haha,We are going to be the two oldest… — Leila And I (:
Never love someone beneath your level of evolution. If you want a monkey, you can visit one at your local zoo — Superman
Monkey see monkey do monkey sees you!!!!! — MrAwesome
Monkey will be monkeys little monkeys but if you take their banana they going take yours — MrAwesome
Science says that human are orginated from monkeys but they dont say that how monkey are orginated. — Patrick Ngetich
A lot of people get a monkey off their back in order to make room for an elephant. — Superman

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