Monkey Quotes

317 quotes by 264 authors

I would rather be a brainless monkey than a heartless monster. — Goku
Monkey nigga better not slip, feed yo ass banana clips, yea I'll bust yo head gasket and leave you with an arm drip. — Yung Joc
Mami got an ass like a donkey, with a monkey, look like King Kong. — Pitbull
Across the monkey bars, to the merry-go-round. — George Strait
I'm a flea bit peanut monkey, all my friends are junkies. — The Rolling Stones
I am just a monkey man, I'm glad you are a monkey woman, too. — The Rolling Stones
I'm that funky little monkey with the tiniest ears. — Lady Sovereign
I fear the monkey in your soul. — Steely Dan
I'm a monkey and a flower, I'm everything at once. — Talking Heads
This is weird, it's time to blow, I just heard the rooster crow. I guess I'll have to spank my monkey. — ZZ Top
3 monkeys sittin' under a coconut tree discussing things as they are set to be. Said one to the others now listen you two...there's a… — Damian Marley
Liberty Bell, if you put one more baco in that potato I am gonna kick your little monkey butt! -Mac MacGuff — Juno (The Movie)
Not even the type that we consider a pimp, youre out ya monkey ass mind the type we consider a chimp — Stack Bundles
If I shot my full load with the first hand I played. I'd be a monkey in a box hangin' with the David Blaines. I… — Sage Francis
Here is a monkey with four asses. And here of course is my four-assed ostrich and four-assed mongoose. - Mafesto — South Park
God Schmod, I want my Monkey man. — Bart Simpson
Son, you're teasin' the gorilla in the monkey house. — Hank Hill
This guy told me I will give a monkey money once in my life but I told him I'm not playing on seeing the plannet… — Rell Pough
The more the monkey climbs the more is exposed — Jamaican Proverb
Hold on tight, spider monkey! — Edward Cullen

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