"Son, you're teasin' the gorilla in the monkey…" — Hank Hill
"Son, you're teasin' the gorilla in the monkey house."
More Gorilla Quotes
- Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to… — Joe Biden
- Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. — Jim Bishop
- It will be a killer, and a chiller, and a thriller, when I get the gorilla in Manila. — Muhammad Ali
- I have no friends. The more you learn about the dignity of the gorilla, the more you want to avoid… — Dian Fossey
- I have no patience whatever with these gorilla damnifications of humanity. — Thomas Carlyle
- Intelligence is a valuable thing, but it is not usually the key to survival. Sheer fecundity ... usually counts. The… — Isaac Asimov
- I wonder whether those of our political masters who have been put in charge of the defence of the country… — Sam Manekshaw
- I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin (his wife). When we… — Mike Tyson
- Recent discoveries about apes suggest, however, that a gorilla or common chimp stands at least as good a chance being… — Jared Diamond
- I was the naughty kid that the teachers liked. I bullied a kid in the 1st year when I was… — Simon Pegg
- The newspapers do little better. Their coverage of nonhuman animals is dominated by "human interest" events like the birth of… — Peter Singer
- The need for novelty is the characteristic of an alienated gorilla. — Emile M. Cioran