"Butane is the bastard gas." — Hank Hill

More Bastard Quotes

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• I think it's your own choice if you turn from an angry young man to a bitter, old bastard. — Billie Joe Armstrong
• Being around people with whom you feel a connection, on many levels, not just a professional one, is very relaxing.… — Jacqueline Bisset
• I have no sense of a model or predecessor when I write a memoir: For me, the form exists as… — Rachel Cusk
• Bastard Freedom waves Her fustian flag in mockery over slaves. — Thomas Moore
• No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb… — George S. Patton
• The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. — George S. Patton
• Luxury is an enticing pleasure, a bastard mirth, which hath honey in her mouth, gall in her heart, and a… — Francis Quarles
• I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the… — Babe Ruth
• Unless a reviewer has the courage to give you unqualified praise, I say ignore the bastard. — John Steinbeck
• Where does discontent start? You are warm enough, but you shiver. You are fed, yet hunger gnaws you. You have… — John Steinbeck
• But the Air Force was sort of a bastard child of the Army, much like the Marines with the Navy.… — Stuart Symington
• See, you not only have to be a good coder to create a system like Linux, you have to be… — Linus Torvalds

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