Monkey Quotes

317 quotes by 264 authors

You can believe you came from a monkey all you want but if it was true I would be to emberassed to admit that. in… — Zach Dutton
Holy magical unicorns my red monkey ninja fish just stole my crayons.;) — Myself
Life is a monkey, it throws crap at you. — Unknown Author
Inside I'm melting like water on wicked witches, a monster truck done came and run over my pickit fences, I had the best of life… — Andre 3000
How you gonna be the stunt double, to the nigga monkey, Top of that I'm In the phantom looking hella chonky. — Nicki Minaj
Having a fair skin nor having an expensive material things doesn't define you beautiful, but on how you carry yourself. Color is not really an… — Fairy_thale
Just because you got the monkey off your back doesnt mean the circus has left town. — George Carlin
Now take your fucking clothes off, let me see your donkey kong. I swing your ass back and forth, back and forth on my monkey… — Lil Wayne
Even though one attacked me, the monkey forest in Ubud was still AMAZING! — Jayde Nicole
I love Bali! Saw a beautiful temple, cliffs, monkey family's and a bunch more! — Jayde Nicole
I have two dogs, Monkey and Scarlet. They're mutts. They're rescue dogs. — Breckin Meyer
Don`t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey. — Tanya Bianco
Never entertain a monkey cause they dont know when to stop.. — Lonniedagreat
If it were not for the depressing heat and the urgency of the work, one could sit down and laugh to tears at the absurdity… — Robert Powell
Human Mind is a wild monkey,If it is not controlled it will go every braches without sense, and it will ruin itself. — Sumesh Nair
Never be sad if someone prefers another over you....... its always difficult to convince a monkey that strawberry is sweeter than banana. — Klint D Drunk
You are not ugly, you are an exceptionally beautiful monkey!! — Rose Hathway
Everybody saying this, everybody doing that. I ain't never been good at monkey see monkey do... are you? — Gee Linder
Whats the point of putting on makeup, a monkey is gonna stay a monkey. — Curly
Monkey D. Luffy mom =)) bwahahahaha. — Josiefienn

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