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- A survey released today found that men spend twice as much on their mistresses for Christmas as they do on their wives. On the other…
- More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has as many as six mistresses. No wonder Congress is reluctant…
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- Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses. — Francis Bacon
- It is not monogamy when there is one legal wife, and mistresses out of sight. — Annie Besant
- Truth and freedom, having few lovers, are demanding mistresses. — Albert Camus
- Our prejudices are our mistresses; reason is at best our wife, very often heard indeed, but seldom minded. — Lord Chesterfield
- Upon the decease [of] my wife, it is my Will and desire th[at] all the Slaves which I hold in [my] own… — George Washington
- Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses. — Hector Hugh Munro
- At last there dawned the most beautiful day of all the days of my life. How perfectly I remember even the smallest… — Therese of Lisieux
- To me heaven would be a big bull ring with me holding two barrera seats and a trout stream outside that no… — Ernest Hemingway
- A survey released today found that men spend twice as much on their mistresses for Christmas as they do on their wives.… — Jay Leno
- Desserts are like mistresses. They are bad for you. So if you are having one, you might as well have two. — Alain Ducasse
- He's the president of the United States. He's got to work 14 to 16 hours a day, run foreign and domestic policy.… — Pierre Salinger
- Buy Old Masters. They fetch a much better price than old mistresses. — Max Aitken, Lord Beaverbrook