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Mirror Quotes by Steven Wright
- I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
- I don't feel that I'm explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I'm not trying to be a mirror, showing them what's really going…
- I Xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra Xerox machine.
- If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?
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