"I Xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an…" — Steven Wright
"I Xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra Xerox machine."
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- I've been in enough films where the studio wanted that extra little cuteness to make it sellable. — Sandra Bullock
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- The romantic love we feel toward the opposite sex is probably one extra help from God to bring you together,… — Joan Chen
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- The extra pass and the extra effort on defense always get the job done. — Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
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