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Minute Quotes by George Carlin
- My tombstone? I'm thinking something along the lines of, 'Geez, he was just here a minute ago.'
- You know what they want? They want obedient workers. Obedient workers, people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork.…
- Writing books isn't a drastic departure from writing for the stage. I've always written in the long format, five, eight, 10-minute pieces rather than one-liners,…
- Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man ... living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And…
- You wouldn't know it, from some of the things I've said over the years, but I like people... I do... I like people, but I…
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