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I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what I'm doing.…
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When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs fell asleep.…
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Fathers have skills that they never use at home. You run a landscaping business and you can't dress and feed a four-year-old?…
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People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a…
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People come back from flights and tell you a story like it's a horror story. That's how bad they make it sound.…
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Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood; it will…
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...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a whole new…
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When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from…
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One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people.…
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How do women still go out guys, when you consider that there is no greater threat to women than men? We're the…
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There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When…
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You know what, it's not your life, it's life. Life is bigger than you, if you can imagine that. Life isn't something…
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I love being divorced. Every year has been better than the last. By the way, I'm not saying don't get married. If…
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I can't tell you how many times in the '90s I'd meet somebody, we'd be having a nice time, and they'd sigh…
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Relationships, easy to get into, hard to maintain. Why are they so hard to maintain? Because it’s hard to keep up the…
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When I meet somebody I want to leave a better impression than when I got there.
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The Buddhists say if you meet somebody and your heart pounds, your hands shake, your knees go weak, that’s not the one.…
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I want to put a soul in a garment. I don't want my clothes to be perfect, because human beings are not…
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Love is scary, like anything else, whether you're falling in love, whether you're discovering love in something else...if you're really going to…
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WHEN YOU MEET SOMEBODY FOR THE FIRST TIME, YOU'RE NOT MEETING THEM. YOU'RE MEETING THEIR REPRESENTATIVE.
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I will always believe in love and I don't care what happens to me or how many times I get my heart…
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