"WHEN YOU MEET SOMEBODY FOR THE FIRST TIME,……" — Chris Rock
"WHEN YOU MEET SOMEBODY FOR THE FIRST TIME, YOU'RE NOT MEETING THEM. YOU'RE MEETING THEIR REPRESENTATIVE."
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161 Quotes by Chris Rock
Chris Rock has 161 quotes on this site.
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You don't pay taxes; they take them from your check. That's not a payment - that's a 'jack.
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When you have kids, there's no such thing as quality time. There's just time. There's no, 'Ooh, his graduation's better…
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The thing I try to get across to the writers - and I do a lot of writing, too -…
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You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
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I always say about my daughters, they save me from my miserable self. They take me out, you know, a…
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Oprah is rich; Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out of…
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Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work.
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No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, 'Hey, man, women are crazy,' you've got…
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I believe you have my property!
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No, I want big ol' titties in my face!
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I can't even put gas in my plane!
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My mother got sick when I was rich. And my mother, you know … I don’t really want to get…
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More First Time Quotes
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No punishment has ever possessed enough power of deterrence to prevent the commission of crimes. On the contrary, whatever the…
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The first time Haiti had free and fair democratic elections was 1990, when I was elected.
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The first time that you escape from home or the small town that you live in - there's a reason…
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I can mention many moments that were unforgettable and revelatory. But the most single revelatory three minutes was the first…
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I get nervous around girls for the first time. Once I'm in, I can take the reins and go. It's…
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When everything happens to you when you're so young, you're very lucky, but by the same token, you're never going…
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(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the…
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When I died my hair red the first time, I felt as if it was what nature intended. I have…
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No one can possibly know what is about to happen: it is happening, each time, for the first time, for…
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In 2002, in this country, there was an observation that for the first time in America, more kids were actively…
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And as I stumbled onto Eastern philosophy and Buddhism, it was the first time I had ever read any sort…
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The last months, weeks and days have seen accelerating discussions, involving the DUP for the first time, about a comprehensive…
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