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Me Quotes by Jon Stewart
- The Book of Mormon is so good it makes me f**king angry.
- So Fox News is the voice of America and Obama is Stalin? Oh my God! I guess that makes me Yakov Smirnoff.
- Usually when Obama says, 'Let me be clear,' he's about to get into some very unclear sh*t.
- I have not moved out of the comedian's box into the news box. The news box is moving towards me.
- I want a sandwich named after me.
- Please explain to me why John Kerry sounds more dickish telling the truth than Bush sounds when he's lying. How is that possible?
- I have to say, as someone who is not a Christian, it’s hard for me to believe Christians are a persecuted people in America. God…
- To the people who are upset about their hard-earned tax money going to things they don’t like: welcome to the f*cking club. Reimburse me for…
- For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We don't you know, it's interesting. I think we don't make…
More Me Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- Boxing gave me the opportunities to grow into the person that I am today. — Alexis Arguello
- I try to push ideas away, and the ones that will not leave me alone are the ones that ultimately end up… — J. J. Abrams
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- From heresy, frenzy and jealousy, good Lord deliver me. — Ludovico Ariosto
- Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever. — Aristophanes
- My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. — Aristotle
- Plato is dear to me, but dearer still is truth. — Aristotle
- A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more… — Frank Abagnale