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Jon Stewart has 231 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates the use…
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I'm doing everything I can to sabotage my career. It's a little thing called "fear of success".
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The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective.
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Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let the chips…
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Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it.
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Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell you from…
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Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s…
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I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything.
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The last thing we'll hear is some scientist saying 'It works!'
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Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?
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I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre,…
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A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him and go…
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I don't smoke but I keep a match box in my pocket, when my heart slips towards sin, I burn the matchstick…
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I have no intention of watching undersized Englishmen perched on horses with matchstick legs race along courses planned to amuse Nell Gwynn.
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Let death find us as we are building up our matchstick protests against its waves.
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Until I was a teenager, I used red pokeberries for lipstick and a burnt matchstick for eyeliner. I used honeysuckle for perfume.
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Wherever there is injustice, there is anger, and anger is like gasoline - if you spray it around and somebody lights a…
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GOP strategists hope the revelation of Kerry's wealth might debunk his status as a, quote, man of the people, and reveal him…
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Sun glows for a day,candle for an hour, matchstick for a minute but a good day can glow forever.
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I'm the kinda girl who don't say a word who sits on the curb and waits for the world...but I'm about break…
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