Mascot Quotes by Jack Handey

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• I wanted to be a star, not a gallery mascot. — Jean-Michel Basquiat
• Every single show she out there reppin like a mascot. — Drake
• I see myself as a mascot for the kids who get beat down and don't feel like they belong — Jamie Campbell Bower
• If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks. — Jay Mohr
• I think the worst one [indian mascot] is the Cleveland Indians' Big Chief Wahoo. It's just a red face on a baseball… — Wanda Sykes
• Until people see poetry as springing from all of life, they will isolate it in a creativity corner and treat it like… — Phillip Lopate
• My company mascot is the bumblebee. Because of its tiny wings and heavy body, aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly.… — Mary Kay Ash
• I hope in the future Americans are thought of as a warlike, vicious people, because I bet a lot of high schools… — Jack Handey
• At least half the country thinks the mascot issue is insignificant. But I think it's indicative of the ways in which Indians… — Sherman Alexie
• I’m a human being, I’m not anyone’s mascot! And I am America’s conscience. And that’s what they don’t want to look at.… — Russell Means
• Tell your little mascot to get out of here, cause I have no problem flippin' the bird. — Edge
• As a kid who wasn't into sports, at school I felt almost alienated at times, whereas in the theatre community there was… — Zach Braff

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