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- Maintenance is terribly important. — Manolo Blahnik
- I like low-maintenance girls, but at the same time, classy. She needs to take care of herself. But also be a girl… — Chris Brown
- My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. — Tim Allen
- The question taxpayers keep asking is 'why should we pay for services for those who have broken the law to get here?'… — Unknown Author
- Prayer is the acid test of the inner man's strength. A strong spirit is capable of praying much and praying with all… — Watchman Nee
- The secret of landscapes isn't creation...It's maintenance. — Michael Dolan
- I have never conceived that having been in public life required me to belie my sentiments, or to conceal them. Opinion and… — Thomas Jefferson
- Not until the creation and maintenance of decent conditions of life for all people are recognized and accepted as a common obligation… — Albert Einstein
- Every teacher should realize he is a social servant set apart for the maintenance of the proper social order and the securing… — John Dewey
- Now when you cut a forest, an ancient forest in particular, you are not just removing a lot of big trees and… — E. O. Wilson
- The constancy of the internal environment is the condition for free and independent life: the mechanism that makes it possible is that… — Claude Bernard
- The national Government sees in both Christian denominations the most important factor for the maintenance of our society. — Adolf Hitler