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Made Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- I had an apartment and I had a neighbor, and whenever he would knock on my wall I knew he wanted me to turn my…
- Sometimes I fall asleep at night with my clothes on. I'm going to have all my clothes made out of blankets.
- I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.
- My sister wanted to be an actress, but she never made it. She does live in a trailer. She got halfway. She's an actress, she…
- I saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product. Who the fuck would make their…
- Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made…
- My sister wanted to be an actress. She never made it, but she does live in a trailer... so she got halfway. She's an actress,…
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