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- When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it…
- Things I wonder about the FBI's list of the "Ten Most Wanted" criminals: When they catch a guy and he comes off the list, does…
- If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter.
- And what can we do to silence these Christian athletes who thank Jesus whenever they win, never mention his name when they lose? Not a…
- Energy experts have announced the development of a new fuel made from human brain tissue. It's called assohol.
- If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
- Here's a phrase that apparently the airlines simply made up: near miss. They say that if 2 planes almost collide, it's a near miss. Bullshit,…
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