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- It's kinda hard to be optimistic, When your homies lying dead on the pavement twisted. — Tupac Shakur
- I exhort you and beseech you in the bowels of Christ, faint not, weary not. There is a great necessity of heaven;… — Samuel Rutherford
- To me, there's no better symbol for the world than a grasshopper lying dead on a gravel road, and maybe there's a… — Jack Handey
- In the morning he was lying dead on one of the beds fully clothed. He was dead. I got the impression he… — Dennis Nilsen
- See that you buy the field where the Pearl is; sell all, and make a purchase of salvation. Think it not easy:… — Samuel Rutherford
- When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an affair or lying dead in the street,… — Judith Viorst
- When he takes the knife to the canvass the servants find him lying dead with a knife through is heart and "withered,… — Oscar Wilde
- There was never an accident.Rebecca was not drowned at all. I killed her.I shot Rebecca in the cottage in the cove.I carried… — Daphne du Maurier
- And when I saw him[my father] lying dead in a pool of his own blood, I knew then that I hadn't stopped… — Cassandra Clare
- I absolutely love you, Briony, and I am on my knees. So we're getting married - right? But say it fast before… — Christine Feehan
- Maybe one morning I’ll wake up and step outside of myself to look back at the old me lying dead among the… — Markus Zusak
- When he's late for dinner, I know he's either having an affair or is lying dead in the street. I always hope… — Jessica Tandy