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Lucky Quotes by Jack Handey
- Children need encouragement. If a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling.
- Some folks say it was a miracle. Saint Francis suddenly appeared and knocked the next pitch clean over the fence. But I think it was…
- Perhaps, if I am very lucky, the feeble efforts of my lifetime will someday be noticed, and maybe, in some small way, they will be…
More Lucky Quotes
- I am lucky, I'm the first to admit that. — J. J. Abrams
- Our generation in the west was lucky: we had readymade gateways. We had books, paper, teachers, schools and libraries. But many in… — Margaret Atwood
- When everything happens to you when you're so young, you're very lucky, but by the same token, you're never going to have… — Lauren Bacall
- I'm lucky to have met so many people who have been involved in peace and who have been peace prize winners. — Joan Baez
- I have to say I've been lucky in that way in that I've been able to go from different films and different… — Amy Adams
- I wanted to be a teacher, but I was a lousy student, one of the slowest readers. It was a tremendous struggle.… — Ann Bancroft
- When I gave birth to my fourth child, I suffered from post partum hemorrhaging. I almost lost my life. I was lucky… — Joyce Banda
- I am lucky, that is all. Lucky because there are a lot of people - producers, directors, people who buy tickets -… — Antonio Banderas
- I do a job and am lucky enough to do a job that I love, but it is a hard one. I'm… — Javier Bardem
- I can no longer walk. I can no longer swim. But I'm lucky when I see how animals suffer. — Brigitte Bardot
- I am not sure how much I would like being married if I wasn't married to him. A man who likes flea… — Lynda Barry
- There are a lot of us little gypsies out there that need to go and find another place you know. A safer,… — Drew Barrymore