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Long Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's turkey…
- Come on 'long prosperous life!'
- I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
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