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Jon Stewart has 231 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates the use…
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I'm doing everything I can to sabotage my career. It's a little thing called "fear of success".
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The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective.
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Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let the chips…
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Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it.
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Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell you from…
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Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s…
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I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything.
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The last thing we'll hear is some scientist saying 'It works!'
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Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?
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I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre,…
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A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him and go…
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I was ballet dancing at four, playing piano by six, and doing commercials by 12. When I was 21, I was on…
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What you aspire to on a sitcom is the feeling of live comedy.
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I was a failed actor but I still wanted to show off, so I ended up doing live comedy.
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There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when…
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I think it sort of dawns on you that if you're not gigging constantly you're not actually relevant. You may be relevant…
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I enjoy doing these silly little videos, and a lot of stuff online is stuff I actually created for my live comedy…
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Having done film, TV and theatre, the nicest final bit of the jigsaw is to do live comedy, because you can talk…
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I love going to the movie theatre, seeing live comedy, and going to amusement parks.
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Live comedy is ?
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