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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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Life is funny. Life isn’t categorized into comedy, drama, action, is it?So I don’t know why they try to categorize everything. It…
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Life is funny and it is interesting how we make it as serious as possible.
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Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who…
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Everyone's sex life is funny except your own. Every person's is, and yours never is. The lengths people go to — and…
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If you're robbing a bank and your pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh, and let your hostages laugh too,…
— Jack Handey
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Life is funny, baby, and that's no joke
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only a complete alcoholic can think life is funny ... any life! ...
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Life is funny isn’t it? Just when you think you’ve got it all figured out, just when you finally begin to plan…
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Every once in a while, people step up. They rise above themselves. Sometimes they surprise you. And sometimes they fall short. Life…
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Life is Funny. You're here ready to die for someone who doesn't care about you and there's someone out there ready to…
— Terry Mark
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Life is funny, thing change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who…
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