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Let Quotes by Jack Handey
- It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.
- Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaut on the moon and you fear that your partner has been…
- If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it,…
- If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let go, because, they're gone, man. They're gone.
- I think a good way to get into a movie is to show up where they're making the movie, then stick a big cactus plant…
- If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude. That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity 'happen.'
- If you're robbing a bank and your pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh, and let your hostages laugh too, because come on…
- Too bad you can't just grab a tree by the very tip-top and bend it clear over the ground and then let her fly, because…
- If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar box and rubber bands, don't let him just play it once…
- If you're in a boxing match, try not to let the other guy's glove touch your lips, because you don't know where that glove has…
- I scrambled to the top of the precipice where Nick was waiting. "That was fun," I said. "You bet it was," said Nick. "Let's climb…
- Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new nickname for yourself. For instance, let's say you have chosen the nickname "Fly Head". Normally,…
- If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for a while? Come on, we're not going to hurt it.
- I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why? It would take about a billion ants just to AIM a gun…
- Let's be honest: Isn't a lot of what we call tap dancing really just nerves?
- It's not good to let any kid near a container that has a skull and crossbones on it, because there might be a skeleton costume…
- If you want to be the most popular person in your class, whenever the professor pauses in his lecture, just let out a big snort…
- Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers…
More Let Quotes
- When I immersed myself in prayer and united myself with all the Masses that were being celebrated all over the world at… — Mary Faustina Kowalska
- People always follow the crowd. Be brave, Dare to do something different. Let the crowd follow you. Instead you follow them. — Anurag Prakash Ray
- When you care about human beings, you do your best to not repress and to not let people to repress and to… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- I've known you long enough to know you try not to let your feelings show. Lately when I hold you near, I… — Superman
- The parents have to learn that the child should not be insulted, humiliated, condemned. If you want to help him, love him… — Rajneesh
- Dream Gives Rise To Hope, Hope Inspires Effort, Efforts Result In Success.. So, Dreams R Root Of Success. Let All Your Dream… — Ritu Ghatourey
- Let us love winter, for it is the spring of genius. — Pietro Aretino
- If you come across something good, you should hold on and never let it go. Life offers you a thousand chances, all… — Nishan Panwar