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More Deep Thought Quotes

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• The worst form of inequality is to try to make unequal things equal. — Aristotle
• Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach. — Aristotle
• What it lies in our power to do, it lies in our power not to do. — Aristotle
• To achieve great things, two things are needed; a plan, and not quite enough time. — Leonard Bernstein
• Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. — James Bovard
• Humor is just another defense against the universe. — Mel Brooks
• When you reach for the stars you may not quite get one, but you won't come up with a handful… — Leo Burnett
• No pressure, no diamonds. — Thomas Carlyle
• In the uttermost meaning of the words, thought is devout, and devotion is thought. Deep calls unto deep. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
• I'm a philosophy major. That means I can think deep thoughts about being unemployed. — Bruce Lee
• I never could do anything with figures, never had any talent for mathematics, never accomplished anything in my efforts at… — Mark Twain
• The chief distinction in the intellectual powers of the two sexes is shown by mans attaining to a higher eminence,… — Charles Darwin

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