Toupee Quotes

15 quotes by 15 authors

Mysteries simply are a feast for an active mind. And while in my lifetime I've seen science make extraordinary inroads into solving the most complex… — William Shatner
I'm surprized Hitler didn't round up the toupee people. — Larry David
If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for a while? Come on, we're not going to hurt it. — Jack Handey
Intolerance is the ''Do Not Touch'' sign on something that cannot bear touching. We do not mind having our hair ruffled, but we will not… — Eric Hoffer
Pretty Woman was the easiest job I've ever done. I just wore the right toupee. — Hector Elizondo
If our legal counsel, Bob Rutherford, works for Satan, Satan should buy Bob a better toupee. — Christina Dodd
Thomas Bowman's toupee, alas, was never found. He was somewhat mollified by the gift of a very fine hat from Westcliff on Christmas day. — Lisa Kleypas
Oh, I remember how beautiful you were. You didn't have any hair. You were such a bald little booger, I thought I was going to… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
A bad facelift is like a bad toupee. — Gloria Steinem
This movie is a toupee made up to look like honest baldness. — Pauline Kael
My first course came and I put down my book, and I just happened to put up my hand to scratch my head and discovered… — Derek Jacobi
I don't see how you can hate From outside the club you Can't even get in, Leggo Yellow model chick Yellow bottle sipping Yellow Lamborghini… — Chris Brown Featuring Busta Rhymes &Lil Wayne
You bordo like Enrique, Im toupee, Im three-pee. Im looking like Imma sweep stakes but I treat ya girl like a cheap skate. Cause I… — Big Sean
That sh-t look like a toupee. I get what you get in 10 years, in two days. — Chris Brown
On top, toupee, y'all niggas fruitcakes. I don't really play games but I keep 2 K's. — Ace Hood

Who Wrote These Toupee Quotes

15 authors contributed a total of 15 Toupee Quotes as follows: