"This movie is a toupee made up to…" — Pauline Kael
"This movie is a toupee made up to look like honest baldness."
More Baldness Quotes
- Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur. — Matthew Arnold
- It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less by baldness. — Marcus Tullius Cicero
- There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine. — Logan Pearsall Smith
- I thought the Egyptians had cured baldness. — Greg Proops
- In foreign countries they fear baldness. They are so rich in foreign countries, they can afford to fear all kinds… — Rohinton Mistry
- Baldness that appears to be normal is a disease in Europe, almost all of them are bald, and that is… — Evo Morales
- Women smirk at baldness. How adorable would they find it if they began to lose their breasts in their late… — Augusten Burroughs
- Intolerance is the ''Do Not Touch'' sign on something that cannot bear touching. We do not mind having our hair… — Eric Hoffer
- There's one thing about baldness, it's neat. — Don Herold
- The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head. — Helen Rowland
- Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out. — Johnny Vegas
- We all of us must come to terms with what and who we are, and recognize that this wisdom is… — Sándor Márai