"I thought the Egyptians had cured baldness." — Greg Proops

"I thought the Egyptians had cured baldness."

— Greg Proops

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16 Quotes by Greg Proops

Greg Proops has 16 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I understand that smoking is vaguely inappropriate in certain situations. You know, like an orphanage, cancer ward, whatever.
I love animals. I couldn't eat a whole one but I'll split one with you if you want.
You leave white people alone in constant isolation for 2,000 years, and you know what their musical contribution will be?…
Honesty and unpopular opinions are the toughest sell in a country with an irony-deficiency.
It doesn't matter how much of an asshole you are, there was always someone who thought you were cool.
If Iraq's weapons are weapons of mass destruction, surely ours are weapons of growth and nurturing.
Yo. I'm from Beverly Hills, and I be pimpin'.
I would like to thank ABC for giving me the Drew Carey award. It only goes to one lucky guy…
How would you like to make money in real estate?
President Clinton celebrates the first casual Friday at the white house by wearing leather chaps.
Arizona changes its state motto to Damn, it's hot.
And eat lots of mints, it fools the cops.

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More Baldness Quotes

This quote is filed under Baldness Quotes, one of 16 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur. — Matthew Arnold
It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less by baldness. — Marcus Tullius Cicero
There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine. — Logan Pearsall Smith
In foreign countries they fear baldness. They are so rich in foreign countries, they can afford to fear all kinds… — Rohinton Mistry
Baldness that appears to be normal is a disease in Europe, almost all of them are bald, and that is… — Evo Morales
Women smirk at baldness. How adorable would they find it if they began to lose their breasts in their late… — Augusten Burroughs
Intolerance is the ''Do Not Touch'' sign on something that cannot bear touching. We do not mind having our hair… — Eric Hoffer
There's one thing about baldness, it's neat. — Don Herold
The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head. — Helen Rowland
Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out. — Johnny Vegas
We all of us must come to terms with what and who we are, and recognize that this wisdom is… — SÃ¡ndor MÃ¡rai
This movie is a toupee made up to look like honest baldness. — Pauline Kael

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