"Let's be honest: Isn't a lot of what……" — Jack Handey

Let's be honest: Isn't a lot of what we call tap dancing… - Jack Handey

"Let's be honest: Isn't a lot of what we call tap dancing really just nerves?"

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397 Quotes by Jack Handey

Jack Handey has 397 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have…
I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side,…
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived…
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me…
Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's…
What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that…
Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around…
MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the…
I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy…

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With a goose-quill and a few sheets of paper, I mock myself of the universe. They say I am the… — Pietro Aretino
The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. — Richard Bach
To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today. — Isaac Asimov
To insult someone we call him 'bestial. For deliberate cruelty and nature, 'human' might be the greater insult. — Isaac Asimov
Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes,… — Dave Attell
All fiction is about people, unless it's about rabbits pretending to be people. It's all essentially characters in action, which… — Margaret Atwood
There's a difference between describing and evoking something. You can describe something and be quite clinical about it. To evoke… — Margaret Atwood
The same thing which is now called Christian religion existed among the ancients. They have begun to call 'Christian' the… — Saint Augustine
My idea of good company is the company of clever, well-informed people who have a great deal of conversation; that… — Jane Austen
Chance is an element of life. What I try to do is study what I call the mechanics of reality… — Paul Auster
I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it 'content.' — Lauren Bacall
I would hate now to be married. It does occur to me on occasion that, if I fall and hit… — Lauren Bacall

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