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- With fame, you can't trust everybody. You can't depend on them being there for you as a person. They will only be… — Chris Brown
- Upon this gifted age, in its dark hour falls from the sky a meteoric shower of facts; They lie unquestioned, uncombined. Wisdom… — Edna St. Vincent Millay
- There are no green thumbs or black thumbs. There are only gardeners and non-gardeners. Gardeners are the ones who ruin after ruin… — Henry Mitchell
- Nurse, it was I who discovered that leeches have red blood.[]On his deathbed when the nurse came to apply leeches — Georges Cuvier
- A leech who, having penetrated the shell of a turtle only to find that the creature has long been dead, deems it… — Ambrose Bierce
- Bankers, nepotists, contracts and talkies: on four fingers one may count the leeches which have sucked a young and vigorous industry into… — Dalton Trumbo
- I had to de-program myself. From myself. Had to reinvent rituals of purification. So full of the vagrant pollutions of others. It… — Lydia Lunch
- Things. Cosas. Things attach themselves like leeches to the human soul, then they bleed out the sweetness and the music and the… — Tom Robbins
- It's millions of leeches from a primitive country come here to leech off you and, with it, they are ruining the schools,… — Jay Severin
- Here's a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you come out you're all covered with leeches. Just… — Jack Handey
- I think the more rational explanation is that the excision of a five-to-six-foot leech from the surface of a human body means… — Dave Sim
- If I sat back and decided to sell the product of my father and my grandfather's work, like a leech, you know… — James Packer