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Know Why Quotes by Jack Handey
- I think a new, different kind of bowling should be "carpet bowling." It's just like regular bowling, only the lanes are carpet instead of wood.…
- If someone told me it wasn't "fashionable" to talk about freedom, I think I'd just have to look him square in the eye and say,…
- I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why? It would take about a billion ants just to AIM a gun…
- I think a good novel would be where a bunch of men on a ship are looking for a whale. They look and look, but…
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