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Jack Handey has 402 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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Golf took young kids like Byron Nelson, Ben Hogan and myself out of the caddie ranks and gave us money and a…
— Jimmy Demaret
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The reason kids like rock 'n roll is their parents don't
— Mitch Miller
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Mother Earth is hurting. And she needs a generation of thoughtful, caring and active kids like all of you to protect her…
— Leonardo DiCaprio
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Right now, our mother -- our mother -- all of our mothers, Mother Earth is hurting. And she needs a generation of…
— Leonardo DiCaprio
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A lot of movies treat kids like idiots.
— Anna Chlumsky
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Sea Hunt was the first time anyone tackled a show that took place underwater. The stories were sort of exciting for kids,…
— Lloyd Bridges
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I'm puttin' pressure on you kids like I'm a soccer mom.
— Vinnie Paz
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I think humor is key [to a successful middle-grade novel]. Kids like to read for entertainment, and the best way to entertain…
— Jeff Kinney
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One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead…
— Jack Handey
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We are cutting things kids like-music, art, and gym classes; stuff that kept me in school. This country can't survive without you…
— Tony Danza
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I don't like the idea of things being off-limits to kids - like a fancy sitting room where they can't touch anything.…
— Debi Mazar
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I don't think I'll still be riding at 40. There are a couple of people who are still riding after having kids,…
— Zara Phillips
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