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Louis C. K. has 184 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what I'm doing.…
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When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs fell asleep.…
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Fathers have skills that they never use at home. You run a landscaping business and you can't dress and feed a four-year-old?…
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People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a…
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People come back from flights and tell you a story like it's a horror story. That's how bad they make it sound.…
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Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood; it will…
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...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a whole new…
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When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from…
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One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people.…
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How do women still go out guys, when you consider that there is no greater threat to women than men? We're the…
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There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When…
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You know what, it's not your life, it's life. Life is bigger than you, if you can imagine that. Life isn't something…
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If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream --- and we haven't got any!
— Moe Howard
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You can't go wrong with cocktail weenies. They look as good as they taste. And they come in this delicious red sauce.…
— Homer
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You could raise the price of, say, a bottle of ketchup to $1.03 instead of $1, and no one would know. Raising…
— James Sinegal
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Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.
— Wes Smith
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If I was Simon Cowell for a day, I’d buy a bouncy castle, and jump on it. Then…pour ketchup on myself!
— Liam Payne
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You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
— Jeff Foxworthy
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If I had a hotdog in my hand, he would've had tomato ketchup on his face.
— David Haye
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Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger.
— Bill Engvall
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To one degree or another, everybody is connected to the Mystery, and everybody secretly yearns to expand the connection. That requires expanding…
— Tom Robbins
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What, Sheamus? Oh no, I can see him...he's pretty pale......What? oh no, he's even whiter than that. He's like a jar of…
— John Cena
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I come from Yorkshire in England where we like to eat chip sandwiches - white bread, butter, tomato ketchup and big fat…
— Helen Fielding
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I love macaroni and cheese. I could eat it every meal of the day. It used to be sushi, but these days…
— Cobie Smulders
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