Ketchup Quotes

51 quotes by 47 authors

If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream --- and we haven't got any! — Moe Howard
You can't go wrong with cocktail weenies. They look as good as they taste. And they come in this delicious red sauce. It looks like… — Homer
You could raise the price of, say, a bottle of ketchup to $1.03 instead of $1, and no one would know. Raising prices just 3%… — James Sinegal
Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. — Wes Smith
If I was Simon Cowell for a day, Iâ€™d buy a bouncy castle, and jump on it. Thenâ€¦pour ketchup on myself! — Liam Payne
You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup. — Jeff Foxworthy
If I had a hotdog in my hand, he would've had tomato ketchup on his face. — David Haye
Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger. — Bill Engvall
To one degree or another, everybody is connected to the Mystery, and everybody secretly yearns to expand the connection. That requires expanding the soul. These… — Tom Robbins
What, Sheamus? Oh no, I can see him...he's pretty pale......What? oh no, he's even whiter than that. He's like a jar of mayonaisse with eyeballs… — John Cena
I come from Yorkshire in England where we like to eat chip sandwiches - white bread, butter, tomato ketchup and big fat french fries cooked… — Helen Fielding
I love macaroni and cheese. I could eat it every meal of the day. It used to be sushi, but these days I cannot stop… — Cobie Smulders
Everybody in New York, including police horses, dresses fashionably, and whenever I'm there, even in my sharpest funeral-quality suit with no visible ketchup stains, I… — Dave Barry
It's kind of a tradition that you get a rookie, put him in the middle, wrap your arms and legs around him, then douse him… — Gary Carter
I am so 100 percent Swedish... Someone has said a Swede is like a bottle of ketchup - nothing and nothing and then all at… — Ingmar Bergman
It is amazing to me how deeply into the popular culture the creature has become. There are zombie walks in every major city. I live… — George A. Romero
A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody. — Louis C. K.
I still eat a burger at a counter with ketchup dripping down my face. — Scarlett Johansson
I'm not a person who writes really abstract things with oblique references. I look at abstraction like I look at condiments. Give me some Tabasco… — Wynton Marsalis
I go to conventions and universities and talk to young filmmakers and everybody's making a zombie movie! It's because it's easy to get the neighbors… — George A. Romero

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