Ketchup Quotes

51 Ketchup quotes by 45 unique authors

Far, far below, red liquid bubbled. Blood? Lava? Evil ketchup? None of the posibilities were good. — Rick Riordan
It's Major Ketchup in the bathroom with the laser scalpel." "Hmm." He sliced a delicately herbed spear of asparagus. "Obviously we were meant for each… — Nora Roberts
I swear, guys in groups are capable of the stupidest things." "Like war," Kellan says, heaping napkins and ketchup packets onto her tray. "And jumping… — Jay Asher
Agent Jones switched to the big screen and a grainy video of MoMo sitting at his enormous desk, a swivel-hipped Elvis clock ticking behind his… — Libba Bray
We didn't speak, just drove out of the city into the countryside on our way to absolutely nowhere, and when we found that perfect spot… — Annabel Pitcher
Americans will eat garbage provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup. — Henry James
Call me tacky, but I love the union of sweet and sour, even in some now-unloved Oriental dishes incorporating pineapple and ketchup. — Yotam Ottolenghi
Everyone else in the world still thinks of American food as ketchup. — Jose Andres Puerta
It is time to embrace and celebrate ketchup, not be ashamed of it. — Jose Andres Puerta
I mix mayonnaise, ketchup and brandy and a little bit of mustard. This is a heck of a good sauce for seafood. — Jose Andres Puerta
A month before the season I stop putting ketchup on my french fries. — Mario Lemieux
Americans can eat garbage, provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup, mustard, chili sauce, Tabasco sauce, cayenne pepper, or any other condiment which destroys the… — Henry Miller
You can make just about anything good with ketchup, just not a marriage. — Unknown Author
You become very strong since you wont know how to control it, so maybe then you could wrestle us? I raise my eyebrows in a… — Unknown Author
When they call me nutsy� that sure gives me a pain. Please pass the ketchup� I think it's going to rain. — Daffy Duck
See I'm eatin white tee mustard ketchup stains. Pardon me that's just my chain. Got canaries all over the front and the rubbies got the… — Stack Bundles
Im not saying your a *HOE* or anything but youve been on more weiners than heinz ketchup:) — Unknown Author
I dont mind ketchup on my hot dog, as long as the bun is tight. — Jon Lajoie
So you wanna hear a joke, its not funny so you wont laugh, so there are three tomatoes walking down the street mamma tomato pappa… — Pulp Fiction
Liking tomatoes is not the same thing as liking ketchup ok — Ramandeep Singh
I bounce up my EX in kfc and she tell me try and don't insult her in here, So I tell her I don't have… — Glen Rambharack
What do you get when you cross ketchup with wasabi? WASSUP! — Ritu Ghatourey
I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me. — Nikhil Saluja
Hey, I asked for ketchup - I'm eatin' salad here! — Nikhil Saluja
I can see the McDonalds right there. Wait, hold on, I didn't say fries! I'm seeing you talk and all I'm seeing is me being… — Jennifer Lawrence

Who Wrote These Ketchup Quotes

45 authors contributed a total of 51 Ketchup Quotes, led by these top contributors: