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- You can make just about anything good with ketchup, just not a marriage.
- You become very strong since you wont know how to control it, so maybe then you could wrestle us? I raise my eyebrows in a…
- Im not saying your a *HOE* or anything but youve been on more weiners than heinz ketchup:)
More Ketchup Quotes
- If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream --- and we haven't got any! — Moe Howard
- You can't go wrong with cocktail weenies. They look as good as they taste. And they come in this delicious red sauce.… — Homer
- You could raise the price of, say, a bottle of ketchup to $1.03 instead of $1, and no one would know. Raising… — James Sinegal
- Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. — Wes Smith
- If I was Simon Cowell for a day, I’d buy a bouncy castle, and jump on it. Then…pour ketchup on myself! — Liam Payne
- You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup. — Jeff Foxworthy
- If I had a hotdog in my hand, he would've had tomato ketchup on his face. — David Haye
- Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger. — Bill Engvall
- To one degree or another, everybody is connected to the Mystery, and everybody secretly yearns to expand the connection. That requires expanding… — Tom Robbins
- What, Sheamus? Oh no, I can see him...he's pretty pale......What? oh no, he's even whiter than that. He's like a jar of… — John Cena
- I come from Yorkshire in England where we like to eat chip sandwiches - white bread, butter, tomato ketchup and big fat… — Helen Fielding
- I love macaroni and cheese. I could eat it every meal of the day. It used to be sushi, but these days… — Cobie Smulders