"If I had a hotdog in my hand,……" — David Haye

"If I had a hotdog in my hand, he would've had tomato ketchup on his face."

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31 Quotes by David Haye

David Haye has 31 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

You're going to get violated in that ring. I am going to close the curtain on the joke that is…
To be a successful boxer, the last thing you need to be doing is turning up to the gym stoned.…
I can do what I want. And I always do, do what I want.
He is the ugliest thing I have ever seen. I have watched Lord of the Rings and films with strange…
I abstain from any kind of release for six weeks before a fight, no self-pleasure, nothing. Even in my dreams,…
He's got one of the best chins I've ever hit in my life. I was catching him and he was…
In between training sessions, I'll often watch DVDs of King Kong, Godzilla or Frankenstein, just to keep my mind on…
I don't know who he (Wladimir) was trying to impress in that homo-erotic video of his doing bicep-curls. It didn't…
The Klit brothers should first fight each other, and the winner should fight me.
They may be big in Switzerland, but so are yodellers, and nobody wants to watch them fight. Heavyweight title fights…
Mum, Vitali just sent me a text, would you pass me a new pair of panties.
I had to beat him up in front of everybody for threatening me.

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More Face Quotes

This quote is filed under Face Quotes, one of 12,094 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

One of my favorite things about 'Star Trek' wasn't just the overt banter but the humor in that show about… — J. J. Abrams
If I can't face my accusers, that's a joke. We did that in medieval times. — Lance Armstrong
I think we're going to the moon because it's in the nature of the human being to face challenges. It's… — Neil Armstrong
I accepted the face that as much as I want to lead others, and love to be around other people,… — Arthur Ashe
It is not fitting, when one is in God's service, to have a gloomy face or a chilling look. — Francis of Assisi
The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. — Fred Astaire
Perfection is boring. If a face doesn't have mistakes, it's nothing. — Kevyn Aucoin
My face looks like a wedding-cake left out in the rain. — Wystan Hugh Auden
Look in the mirror. The face that pins you with its double gaze reveals a chastening secret. — Diane Ackerman
I was in preschool and a girl actually kissed me on the cheek. I didn't know what to do. I… — Jensen Ackles
I think your whole life shows in your face and you should be proud of that. — Lauren Bacall
It scares you: all the noise, the rattling, the shaking. But the look on everybody's face when you're finished and… — Red Adair

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