Tomatoes Quotes

146 quotes by 127 authors

You know, when you get your first asparagus, or your first acorn squash, or your first really good tomato of the season, those are the… — Mario Batali
I'm definitely looking forward to the day when I stop working - if I ever stop working. I like the idea of keeling over in… — Anthony Bourdain
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced. — Lee Trevino
The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a… — Dean Martin
Tomatoes and squash never fail to reach maturity. You can spray them with acid, beat them with sticks and burn them; they love it. — S. J. Perelman
The smell of manure, of sun on foliage, of evaporating water, rose to my head; two steps farther, and I could look down into the… — Doris Lessing
A world without tomatoes is like a string quartet without violins. — Laurie Colwin
When I was in kindergarten, I had one line in a little play. I said, I am Patrick Potato and this is my cousin, Mrs.… — Doris Roberts
Wracked with a hangover I do my muttering over a Black Velvet, a union of champagne and stout. Don't be swindled into believing there's any… — Tallulah Bankhead
When I eat a tomato I look at it the way anyone else would. But when I paint a tomato, then I see it differently. — Henri Matisse
His eyes were rolling in their sockets, and his face had taken on the colour and expression of a devout tomato. I could see he… — P.G. Wodehouse
Hunger makes you restless. you dream about food - not just any food, but perfect food, the best food, magical meals, famous and awe-inspiring, the… — Dorothy Allison
This is America. I don't want a tomato picked by a Mexican. I want it picked by an American, then sliced by a Guatemalan and… — Stephen Colbert
I'd forgotten what an honest sandwich it is. For those of you not familiar, 'BLT' stands for 'bacon, lettuce, and tomato.' A lot of people… — Stephen Colbert
Three tomatoes are walking down the street-a poppa tomato, a mamma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets… — Uma Thurman
My father was a tomato farmer. There is the phrase that says he or she worked their fingers to the bone, well, that's my dad.… — Sidney Poitier
The assistant asked, `What do you want on it?' and Leo said, `Oh, Kate will tell you.' And Leo just kind of fell asleep. And… — Kate Winslet
Mexican food is far more varied than people think. It changes like dialects. I was brought up in Jalisco by the sea on a basic… — Gael Garcia Bernal
I must have been born under an unlucky star. You know I have filled out entry blanks for every single drawing in the supermarket for… — Louise Lasser
Is it a good hot dog? Thatâ€™s all I want to know â€¦ I donâ€™t think the personal health and purity of my colon is… — Anthony Bourdain

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