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• If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream --- and we haven't got any! — Moe Howard
• You can't go wrong with cocktail weenies. They look as good as they taste. And they come in this delicious red sauce.… — Homer
• You could raise the price of, say, a bottle of ketchup to $1.03 instead of $1, and no one would know. Raising… — James Sinegal
• Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. — Wes Smith
• If I was Simon Cowell for a day, I’d buy a bouncy castle, and jump on it. Then…pour ketchup on myself! — Liam Payne
• You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup. — Jeff Foxworthy
• If I had a hotdog in my hand, he would've had tomato ketchup on his face. — David Haye
• Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger. — Bill Engvall

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