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More Asparagus Quotes

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• You know, when you get your first asparagus, or your first acorn squash, or your first really good tomato of… — Mario Batali
• Microsoft has a new version out, Windows XP, which according to everybody is the 'most reliable Windows ever.' To me,… — Dave Barry
• Respecting the dignity of a spectacular food means enjoying it at its best. Europeans celebrate the short season of abundant… — Barbara Kingsolver
• With passion, if you see the first asparagus of the springtime and you become passionate about it, so much the… — Thomas Keller
• The German asparagus are fabulous. — George W. Bush
• Yeah, well, asparagus is good for me, but it still makes me want to throw up. — James Patterson
• For a lot of people, poetry tends to be dull. It's not read much. It takes a special kind of… — Thomas M. Disch
• I revere the memory of Mr. F. as an estimable man and most indulgent husband, only necessary to mention Asparagus… — Charles Dickens
• You needn't tell me that a man who doesn't love oysters and asparagus and good wines has got a soul,… — Hector Hugh Munro
• The word 'vegetable' has no precise botanical meaning in reference to food plants, and we find that almost all parts… — Charles Heiser
• That's like buying asparagus and then leaving it at the checkout. Why would you do that? — Deborah King
• Work! labor the asparagus me of life; the one great sacrament of humanity from which all other things flow -… — Sean O'Casey

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