Asparagus Quotes

36 quotes by 35 authors

You know, when you get your first asparagus, or your first acorn squash, or your first really good tomato of the season, those are the… — Mario Batali
Microsoft has a new version out, Windows XP, which according to everybody is the 'most reliable Windows ever.' To me, this is like saying that… — Dave Barry
Respecting the dignity of a spectacular food means enjoying it at its best. Europeans celebrate the short season of abundant asparagus as a form of… — Barbara Kingsolver
With passion, if you see the first asparagus of the springtime and you become passionate about it, so much the better, but three weeks later,… — Thomas Keller
The German asparagus are fabulous. — George W. Bush
Yeah, well, asparagus is good for me, but it still makes me want to throw up. — James Patterson
For a lot of people, poetry tends to be dull. It's not read much. It takes a special kind of training and a lot of… — Thomas M. Disch
I revere the memory of Mr. F. as an estimable man and most indulgent husband, only necessary to mention Asparagus and it appeared or to… — Charles Dickens
You needn't tell me that a man who doesn't love oysters and asparagus and good wines has got a soul, or a stomach either. He's… — Hector Hugh Munro
The word 'vegetable' has no precise botanical meaning in reference to food plants, and we find that almost all parts of plants have been employed… — Charles Heiser
That's like buying asparagus and then leaving it at the checkout. Why would you do that? — Deborah King
Work! labor the asparagus me of life; the one great sacrament of humanity from which all other things flow - security, leisure, joy, art, literature,… — Sean O'Casey
Are you casting asparagus on my cooking? — Curly Howard
I would follow my mother around the kitchen watching and trying to find any way to help. One of the first dishes my mother taught… — Tracy Pollan
The attorney general will not cast aspersions on my asparagus. — Louie Gohmert
Good luck with your asparagus. — Eric Holder
Changing my diet was the big thing. I had to learn correct portion control. . . . I eat an egg-white omelet for breakfast, shrimp… — Lauren Alaina
I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the Day: Cream of… — Ellen DeGeneres
It wasn't success, because Teller and I, by the time Asparagus Valley got together - within a year, we had achieved all our goals. I… — Penn Jillette
Asparagus inspires gentle thoughts. — Charles Lamb

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