Asparagus Quotes
36 quotes by 35 authors
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You know, when you get your first asparagus, or your first acorn squash, or your first really good tomato of the season, those are the…
— Mario Batali
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Microsoft has a new version out, Windows XP, which according to everybody is the 'most reliable Windows ever.' To me, this is like saying that…
— Dave Barry
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Respecting the dignity of a spectacular food means enjoying it at its best. Europeans celebrate the short season of abundant asparagus as a form of…
— Barbara Kingsolver
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With passion, if you see the first asparagus of the springtime and you become passionate about it, so much the better, but three weeks later,…
— Thomas Keller
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The German asparagus are fabulous.
— George W. Bush
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Yeah, well, asparagus is good for me, but it still makes me want to throw up.
— James Patterson
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For a lot of people, poetry tends to be dull. It's not read much. It takes a special kind of training and a lot of…
— Thomas M. Disch
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I revere the memory of Mr. F. as an estimable man and most indulgent husband, only necessary to mention Asparagus and it appeared or to…
— Charles Dickens
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You needn't tell me that a man who doesn't love oysters and asparagus and good wines has got a soul, or a stomach either. He's…
— Hector Hugh Munro
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The word 'vegetable' has no precise botanical meaning in reference to food plants, and we find that almost all parts of plants have been employed…
— Charles Heiser
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That's like buying asparagus and then leaving it at the checkout. Why would you do that?
— Deborah King
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Work! labor the asparagus me of life; the one great sacrament of humanity from which all other things flow - security, leisure, joy, art, literature,…
— Sean O'Casey
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Are you casting asparagus on my cooking?
— Curly Howard
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I would follow my mother around the kitchen watching and trying to find any way to help. One of the first dishes my mother taught…
— Tracy Pollan
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The attorney general will not cast aspersions on my asparagus.
— Louie Gohmert
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Good luck with your asparagus.
— Eric Holder
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Changing my diet was the big thing. I had to learn correct portion control. . . . I eat an egg-white omelet for breakfast, shrimp…
— Lauren Alaina
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I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the Day: Cream of…
— Ellen DeGeneres
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It wasn't success, because Teller and I, by the time Asparagus Valley got together - within a year, we had achieved all our goals. I…
— Penn Jillette
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Asparagus inspires gentle thoughts.
— Charles Lamb
Who Wrote These Asparagus Quotes
35 authors contributed a total of 36 Asparagus Quotes, led by these top contributors: