Asparagus Quotes

36 Asparagus quotes by 35 unique authors

What is that smell? (Nick) (It was like three-day-old cat vomit mixed with rotten asparagus.) Duck urine. It keeps the zombies from thinking I’m human.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
It's Major Ketchup in the bathroom with the laser scalpel." "Hmm." He sliced a delicately herbed spear of asparagus. "Obviously we were meant for each… — Nora Roberts
(on asparagus) Europeans of the Renaissance swore by it as an aphrodisiac, and the church banned it from nunneries. — Barbara Kingsolver
Until-as often happened during those first months travel, whenever I would feel such happiness-my guilt alarm went off. I heard my ex-husband's voice speaking disdainfully… — Elizabeth Gilbert
Beginning with a critique of my own limbs, which she said, justly enough, were nothing to write home about, this girl went on to dissect… — P.G. Wodehouse
He took a bite, swallowed. "God. If asparagus tasted like that all the time, I'd be vegetarian, too." Some people in a lacquered wooden boat… — John Green
Good asparagus needs minimal treatment and is best eaten with few other ingredients. — Yotam Ottolenghi
I look forward to the spring vegetables because the season is so short. Mushrooms, edible foraged herbs, wild leeks, early season asparagus. — David Chang
Romesco with asparagus is simple and brilliant. — Jose Andres Puerta
I try to get them working. My older son is 10 and he's pretty interested. We had a dinner party the other night and he… — Todd English
The last thing I want to do is cause loads of hype or problems, I just want to go in there and get my asparagus… — Prince William

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