"Everybody in New York, including police horses, dresses……" — Dave Barry

Everybody in New York, including police horses, dresses fashionably, and whenever I'm… - Dave Barry
"Everybody in New York, including police horses, dresses fashionably, and whenever I'm there, even in my sharpest funeral-quality suit with no visible ketchup stains, I feel as though I'm wearing a Hefty trash bag. And it's last year's Hefty trash bag."

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