Trash Bag Quotes

8 quotes by 7 authors

My daughter has a problem picking things up in her room. So if you leave your clothes on the floor, we put them in a… — Madonna Ciccone
We were also performing. We'd give them a list of, like, 'Here's how we want to be introduced' They'd be like, 'Great' And then 5… — Amy Poehler
History was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind. Surely, Watt with his steam engine, Faraday with his electric motor, and… — Joseph Heller
Everybody in New York, including police horses, dresses fashionably, and whenever I'm there, even in my sharpest funeral-quality suit with no visible ketchup stains, I… — Dave Barry
Hefty? I'd railed to Peter, waving the clipping for emphasis. Hefty? For the record 'Hefty' is a trash bag. I'm festively plump. — Jennifer Weiner
To your friends, you're like a trash bag; they'll use you for a little bit, then they'll throw you out. — Unknown Author
Drunk man:red solo cup you myyyy friend...zzzzz -----the next day---- hangover man: red solo cup you fuck...zzzz -----clean up day----- man: oh there another red… — MrAwesome
I slowly make my way down the hall and slide into his room. Its eerily dark in there besides the sun that slips through the… — Unknown Author

Who Wrote These Trash Bag Quotes

7 authors contributed a total of 8 Trash Bag Quotes as follows: