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Kept Quotes by Steven Wright
- I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
- I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot.
- I didn't tell any of my friends that I wanted to be a comedian, because I was superstitious. I thought if I told people, it…
- I heard that in relativity theory, space and time are the same thing. Einstein discovered this when he kept showing up three miles late for…
- I tried to hang myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.
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