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Insane Quotes by Jack Handey
- If you ever go temporarily insane, don't shoot somebody, like a lot of people do. Instead, try to get some weeding done, because you'd really…
- I think a good scene in a movie would be where one scientist tells another scientist, "You know what will save the world? You're holding…
- Whenever I hear the sparrow chirping, watch the woodpecker chirp, catch a chirping trout, or listen to the sad howl of the chirp rat, I…
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- North Korea is not an insane nation. It is not a crazy nation. — Richard Armitage
- I myself spent nine years in an insane asylum and I never had the obsession of suicide, but I know that each… — Antonin Artaud
- The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks… — Marcus Aurelius
- It is not seen as insane when a fighter, under an attack that will inevitable lead to his death, chooses to take… — Emilie Autumn
- When a man asks himself what is meant by action he proves that he isn't a man of action. Action is a… — James A. Baldwin
- It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty… — Honore de Balzac
- No man is sane who does not know how to be insane on proper occasions. — Henry Ward Beecher
- There are four kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy. — Ambrose Bierce
- Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. — Ambrose Bierce
- An egotist is a person of low taste - more interested in himself than in me. — Ambrose Bierce
- Insane sects grow with the same rhythm as big organizations. It is the rhythm of total destruction. — Theodor Adorno
- I've got stuff about airline mergers, which just shows that my stand-up is getting more insane by the minute. — Lewis Black