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I Think Quotes by George Carlin
- I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.
- I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.
- I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around the more I think it might not be a bad idea.
- I hope we're not just human garbage drifting toward a big sewer. But I think so.
- I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few I would suggest: "Alcohol will…
- I think of shock as kind of an uptown form of surprise. Comedy is filled with surprise, so when I cross a line... I like…
- No, there's no God, but there might be some sort of an organizing intelligence, and I think to understand it is way beyond our ability.…
- I sort of gave up on this whole human adventure a long time ago, divorced myself from it emotionally. It gives me an artistic detachment…
- Personally, when it comes to rights, I think one of two things is true. I think either we have unlimited rights, or we have no…
- Valentine's Day is devoted to love. Why don't we have a day devoted to hatred? The raw, visceral hatred that is felt every hour of…
- I have a suggestion that I think would help fight serious crime. Signs. There are lots of signs for minor infractions: No Smoking, Stay Off…
- I think I am, therefore, I am... I think.
- I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
- I don't have to tell you it goes without saying there are some things better left unsaid. I think that speaks for itself. The less…
- It turned out I was pretty good in science. But again, because of the small budget, in science class we couldn't afford to do experiments…
- I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn…
- Y'ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed.
- I think everyone should treat one another in a Christian manner. I will not, however, be responsible for the consequences.
- I think we’re part of a greater wisdom that we will ever understand; a higher order, call it what you want. Know what I call…
- Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too…
- The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What…
- Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck.
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