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Jack Handey has 402 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm…
— Jack Handey
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I am not so weak as to submit to the demands of the age when they go against my convictions. I spin…
— Caspar David Friedrich
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I spin on the circle of wave upon wave of the sea.
— Pablo Neruda
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I have different hats; I'm a mother, I'm a woman, I'm a human being, I'm an artist and hopefully I'm an advocate.…
— Annie Lennox
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I box a lot, I spin and I surf. I try to mix it up. I obviously have to be in shape…
— Marisa Miller
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When I want a long ball, I spin my hips faster.
— Jack Nicklaus
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While I can’t have you, I long for you. I am the kind of person who would miss a train or a…
— Jeanette Winterson
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I spin worlds where we could be together. I dream you. For me, imagination and desire are very close.
— Jeanette Winterson
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I spin around on the swivel chair and look up at the ceiling; Oliver being Oliver being Oliver being Oliver. I am…
— Joe Dunthorne
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Spiderlike, I spin mirrors, Loyal to my image.
— Sylvia Plath
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If you only knew I'm hanging by a thread The web I spin for you If you only knew I'd sacrifice my…
— Im Nothing
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So, when I write a piece of fiction I select my characters and settings and so on because they have a bearing,…
— John Gardner
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