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I Say Quotes by Jack Handey
- People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is,…
- What am I afraid of? I'll tell you: a feather. that's right, a feather. How could anyone be afraid of a feather, you say. That's…
- I think in one of my previous lives I was a mighty king, because I like people to do what I say.
- I don't think I'm alone when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.
- Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers…
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